getoutoftherecat:

stop that cat. you cannot not have paws. cats need paws. how else will you bat at all those nasty colorful feathers? or get my attention for pets? you need to get your paws in order right now cat.

you need to get your paws in order right now cat. lolz

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you cannot lay between two chairs. you have no reason to make a bridge like that. who would want to walk over you anyway? you are not sturdy and you don’t have handrails you are a cat.

These are sooo addicting!

thefrenemy:

Thirsty? Bored? Sad? FRIDAY?!?! You probably need a drink. Today I went to a bar and climbed over the bar and said ‘gimme it’ like Gizmo the Gremlin, all grabby and adorable. The bartender was like ‘you have to choose one’ and I said ‘Huh? What? All?’ and then I drooled on the bar. I don’t…

Accurate.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a cd. I cannot play you in my disk-man as I clean. you do not have music laser cut into you you are a cat. 

LASER CAT!!

hungoverowls:

“Found out two things last night. One of the being just how many glasses of wine are in a box, and the other being that I’m a boring asshole.”

Yup.

thekevinmarshall:

Boo.ya.

Adele - Turning Tables (With Lyrics) (by PeaceLoveEtc)

If I stop listening to this on repeat I will stop crying. 

The past few weeks have been extremely trying.  This weekend was one of the worst weekend’s I’ve had in a while and that’s saying a lot given my past few weekends.  Even when I try to set boundaries, it seems people keep pushing me.  Now its Monday again and I feel I can’t give my all to the people who really appreciate me and that’s just unfair. 

What I’m getting around to saying is that I’m mad at a lot of people, I hate my second job, I’m having a lot of trouble coping, and I literally cannot give any more. 

Also, when I say I can’t do something, I literally. Can. Not. Do. Something.  There are few times when I’ll admit I’m so stressed out that I can’t take anymore so when I do, please take me seriously. 

Back to work, fuck you world.

and this is just great